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lkua:

straight white men

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

2damnfeisty:

Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

This is very important. I’m glad both of them had this moment. Raven has been working and grinding longer than most of us have been able to talk and walk. She deserves all the praises.

"Castiel’s bucket list for season 10 is “finding Dean and staying alive,” says Carver."

—SDCC 2014 (via mael-gskrth)

youlovemeletmego:

OH MY GOD LAST NIGHT PATRICK WAS LIKE “I CANT GET MY WORDS OUT CAUSE ITS SO HOT” AND PETE GOES “IM SORRY DID U SAY YOU CANT GET YOUR WORDS OUT CAUSE IM SO HOT? CAUSE I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU”  AND PATRICK DID HIS LIL UPSET “IM NOT CUTE” FACE IT WAS PRECIOUS

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

frick i just REALLY LOVe BOYS

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

I was tagged in the selfie thing by the lovely Nancie so basically I chose 6 selfies that I really like even though I like a lot of my selfies, these ones are the ones that I like a LOT so I guess I’m gonna tag 6 people <3

padaclucky:

the other day in class everyone was talking and out of nowhere i just said 

"bitch i might" to see if anyone was listening to me

and people went silent and my friend was like “OH MY GOD” 

because apparently this kid dropped a paper airplane and said “oh, fuck me.” 

i was going through my blog and relived one of the most embarrassing moments of high school

I’m gonna organize my computer library and also my bookmarks page wish me luck

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Anonymous asked: Aussie $20 notes are called lobsters because they're orange

you’re shitting me 

we got toonies and loonies and lobsters I’m not even sure Australia and Canada are real places ya’ll are loonie toons

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