radioactivemongoose:

my favorite compliment i’ve gotten at college was from a drunk frat boy who said i had “the body of the girl of his dreams” then paused and held up a hand to stop me from saying anything and continued “…..but the haircut of the boy of my dreams”

i’ve succeeded

nevillellongbottom:

So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

corvincabbage:

taleasoldastimelords:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

I totally thought this was a Will Graham crossplay.

i guess i will take this as a compliment

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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when we had to do medical math in my pre-nursing class I organized the measuring systems from “most effective” to “bullshit” 

Title: La Vie Boheme
Artist: Rent
Album: Rent (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
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bestghostever:

La Vie Boheme - Rent

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

looking back at it, dodgeball was the most unsettling thing we ever played in school

i mean you put one half of the class against the other half of the class and give them some rubber or broken foam balls and just go “have at it!” and sometimes the teacher would join so there’s multiple kids and one adult throwing balls at each other with as much force and accuracy as you can. .

it’s literally a game of “survival of the fittest” 

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

daydrinkbeliever:

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

I wouldn’t mind an Ian ,Robert, or Henry though ;)

littlecheshirecat:

chaosisgr8:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

*Where are You Christmas plays in the background*

they stopped playing harry potter marathons on tv..

three-trapped-tigers:

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this

indecisive-yet-united:

runsonpixistix:

Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!

*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*

Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!

If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do

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